Posted 8 minutes ago

fallingthrough-thesky:

hiding-behind-false-eyes:

holdenyouhostage:

nature-fiend:

gravegrohl:

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

tH EY DONT???!!?!??

Americans say “Never Eat Shredded Wheat” what ever the hell that means?

Never eat soggy waffles here…

^^

^^

(Source: annnica)

Posted 8 minutes ago

To the bouncer who accepted my fake ID after seeing my face plastered all over the Grammys: you are a true hero. Thanks for a great afterparty.

(Source: stiles-lydia)

Posted 11 hours ago

conflictingheart:

The Golden Ratio is Everywhere

(Source: iahan)

Posted 11 hours ago

robonoise:

fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention

Posted 11 hours ago

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 4 days ago

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

Posted 4 days ago

-this-is-a-wasteland-:

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

Does it count if you’re a child on the inside

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

Posted 4 days ago
tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

(Source: mrmiyahgi)

Posted 4 days ago

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

(Source: saddestsad)

Posted 4 days ago

casasstrophe:

uncolorfulskittles:

aristophania:

hi:

on the bus with all my friends

out to dinner with all my friends

Maybe you guys should do things together

cant you see they both already have way too many friends to make new ones?

Posted 4 days ago

call-mebeowulf:

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

Most call it the religion belt but I call it the chastity belt.

(Source: thegodlessatheist)

Posted 4 days ago

forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..